the fastest word i can type is motherlode

(Source: tiptaptow, via oldenglish800)

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  • me: mum can i stay at a friend's place tomorrow?
  • mum: what friend? what's their name? what's their address? home phone number? what school do they go to? parent's names? are they religious? do they have any pets? what did they have for dinner last wednesday? what laundry powder do they use?
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