May 2013
5 posts
April 2013
111 posts
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
- me: mum can i stay at a friend's place tomorrow?
- mum: what friend? what's their name? what's their address? home phone number? what school do they go to? parent's names? are they religious? do they have any pets? what did they have for dinner last wednesday? what laundry powder do they use?
- Mom: why don't you ever tell me anything?
- Mom: *tells entire family about your problems*
- Mom: *judges you*
- Mom: *Insults you*
- Mom: *calls you spoiled*
- Mom: *says you're overreacting*
